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Post by *something mcr based* on Jun 5, 2014 1:18:23 GMT
no B(((
"You legally can't give me these," She wiggles the cigarette before taking the last drag and squishing the filter. "i'm not eighteen yet."
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Post by ☹ foxy caoimhe ☹ on Jun 5, 2014 1:20:26 GMT
the teacher was really fucking weird as well 'sit next to the boy you think is the cutest" ?¿?¿? Sorry what
"how old are you?" he asked, suddenly feeling very curious. His eyes followed her hand as she put out her cigarette and he quickly followed suit
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Post by *something mcr based* on Jun 5, 2014 1:25:36 GMT
yeah id like die
"Seventeen." She holds up three fingers. "Three months until i'm eighteen. That makes you a criminal, Mr Thorneh."
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Post by ☹ foxy caoimhe ☹ on Jun 5, 2014 1:29:12 GMT
if just walk out and be like "i'll just sit out here" and i'd probably die of embarrassment
"oh god, this makes me such a hypocrite" he said, placing his hand over his eyes in a dramatic manner, "all those times i gave Alfie shit about giving my sisters alcohol and now look at me!"
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Post by *something mcr based* on Jun 5, 2014 1:31:23 GMT
sit next to a girl and be like "yeah deal with it B)"
"Such a terrible role model," she tut tuts and shakes her head. "i am ashamed, young turtle."
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Post by ☹ foxy caoimhe ☹ on Jun 5, 2014 1:35:14 GMT
that's a v good idea
well done Becca
"Just don't tell my sisters" he said, sinking down in his spot bc i can't say seat bc they're outside and sitting on the ground, "i won't be able to ground them any more if they find out"
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Post by *something mcr based* on Jun 5, 2014 1:41:52 GMT
but as much as i would probably think a girl is better looking
jake gyllenhaal > everyone
"it's not like i'm fourteen or anything, calm your balls," she nudges him before just leaning on him.
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Post by ☹ foxy caoimhe ☹ on Jun 5, 2014 1:44:32 GMT
i have i admit though, he was the best looking in the class but one of his friends was p cute
"calm your balls? i've never heard that one before" he said with a laugh. He looked down at her when she leaned on him but didn't say anything about it
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Post by *something mcr based* on Jun 5, 2014 1:49:49 GMT
what if she sat next to the teachers desk
"Well - sorry for checking them out - but you ain't got any tits. i presume this is because you're a biological male and, therefore, have balls," she tries to sound scientific-y. "Please correct me if i am wrong."
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Post by ☹ foxy caoimhe ☹ on Jun 5, 2014 1:54:04 GMT
A normal teacher would shit themselves but in that movie they'd be like 'i know i'm cute'
"if my memory serves me well, i'm pretty sure i'm a boy" he said with a quick nod, "i may have the emotions of a teenage girl but i'm still a man"
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Post by *something mcr based* on Jun 5, 2014 1:57:35 GMT
my english teacher would go like bright red like when he gets embarassed his neck and hands go red
"Man?" She raises her eyebrows. "i thought you were a turtle?"
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Post by ☹ foxy caoimhe ☹ on Jun 5, 2014 9:07:58 GMT
aww that's cute though
me english teacher hates my class, but he likes me bc i participate in class r sumfin i don't remember what she said to my mum
"my apologies" he said, placing a hand on his chest, "i may have the emotions of a teenage girl but i'm still a turtle" he corrects himself, "that better?"
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Post by *something mcr based* on Jun 5, 2014 9:39:00 GMT
yeah my class is a bunch of dickheads especially in english and history and i generally stay quiet unless like participating in discussion so he doesnt hate me B)
"Maybe," she points at him. "Maybe, you're lying to me about being a turtle. Maybe," she pokes his side. "Maybe, you're really a man."
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Jun 5, 2014 10:10:06 GMT
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Post by ☹ foxy caoimhe ☹ on Jun 5, 2014 10:10:06 GMT
same ugh, i have people in my class who think it's funny to be rude to teachers and i want to slap them tbh
graham laughed nervously when she poked his side again before curling back up into a ball, "oh shit, i've been found out" he said in a half whispery kinda way
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Post by *something mcr based* on Jun 5, 2014 10:30:28 GMT
three main girls did that in my class throughout the whole year and didnt learn anything bc too busy being assholes and at the end of the year they like freaked out hc they knew nothing in english or history
"i can decipher the men from the turtles and you, sir, are a man. Or a better suiting name, a fraud," she nods once, defiantly, and crosses her arms.
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